first day at the beach..

I was so excited to get to the beach and lay in the sun, but I was not at all ready for what was yet to come. It was a sunny day, fairly warm, could have been warmer, so I was expecting disappointment at the beach. But, when I go there the sun was beaming down and it was HOT! I was ready to tan! So I took of my shirt and shorts and exposed to all of katerini my booty (yes I wear a Brazilian bikini..its hot). Anyway so as I'm enjoying the sun and chatting with my friend I see this cute little girl playing in front of me. I love kids, so I was intrigued by her sand play. As I watched, I saw the little tot keep taking off her bathing suit bottom and then her mom yelling at her to put it back on. I chuckled. But then the little girl again took off her bottom, walked behind her parents, and right in front of my eyes started pooping! Little did her parents know that her aim in taking off the suit was to go potty. The parents saw, laughed, and luckily it was a dead beach day so only I saw (lucky me). They had to pick it up with the child's toy shovel.



After that hoorah, I thought nothing more gross would happen. Oh no, no...I'm in Greece. So I'm looking over to my left and see an old Pappou (grandpop) now taking of his bottoms as he's laying on his side with he wrinkly, burnt to a crisp ass staring right at me. Greaat! Another show, act 2. This time I hoped he didn't have to shit too. God was on my side, he didn't.